14 Things I Overheard in a Span of 27 Minutes While Walking a Distance of 53 Yards

…sometimes I don’t like Jim Carrey.

…but I was going to bring the potatoes!

…and he said it with salad fingers.

…just like that guy, you know…

…in the can – Muppets!

…sucked like a nun…

…everything went pink…

…that bitch King Tut…

…listen for the idiot…

Can you smell the black?

Nothing is worth my ears.

Is it evil?

…Bela Lugosi…

I don’t care what the Pope said – plaid is not chique!