Short, Sharp Shock, No. 1: Defining 'Gumption,' Post Apocalypse

I’m not above eating others to stay alive. Some would say such a constitution is next to godliness. If I were to ever find myself in a situation where survival was of the essence, I’d chow down on my neighbor in a second; no problem. What the hell, you know? It’s them or me. I’m going to vote for ‘me.’

           

                                  Hey, look at that – I won by a landslide.