Monday, October 10, 2011

Happy 519th White People's Day!


Hey, ya'll. If you're between the ages of six and fourteen, you know that Christopher Columbus (or, as his parents knew him, Christy) discovered America on October 10, 1492. If you're between the ages of sixteen and five-hundred & nineteen, you know that Christy Columbus fell upon the Bahamas archipelago of what he named San Salvador. And there was much slaughtering of native peoples. The end.

For a more dignified presentation of the West's salacious conquest of the Americas, I present very-smart-person Noam Chomsky's thoughts on the matter:

http://www.chomsky.info/interviews/198910--.htm


By the way, if you find yourself to be of the florescent maroon demographic of the above-featured graph, CONGRATULATIONS! TODAY IS YOUR DAY! There isn't any other day like it, so go ahead and celebrated! USA! USA! USA!

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