Saturday, June 13, 2009

I Painted My Bathroom Today So I Could Use It Correctly

Put the posies in the pot outside the partial portholes in Peter's purple pachyderm.

Tell it to San Juan, who gives a damn.

Quick - someone poop in my hat.

That's not...oh, yes it is.

Because that's where directions come from.

Who's got the koo-koo?

Remember that boss? The one with the skin?

Where did north go?

Intel never did get that thing it wanted.

I want my name to be Spaghetti.

Think about that while you're falling down.

You aren't allowed to sing while you poop.

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