Thursday, April 2, 2009

More Haikus About My Day, Today

Cats get infections.
My girlfriend tells me this.
Sex is important

Garden was busy.
Everybody was calling.
Katie is a bitch.

Pabst Blue Ribbon rocks.
I have had four this evening.
Beer makes me drunk - JAMES!

My girlfriend stinks:
this is a slanderous lie.
She smells like flowers.

I can be a dolt.
I answer questions fairly.
Call what Spider-Man?

Happy Gilmore rocks.
Who cares if it isn't smart?
It's better than you.

I've the perfect cock.
Backwards is the best way, too.
To great dicks - Hooray!

Led Zeppelin's great.
Heavy metal gets the girls.
Morrisey's a girl.

Zeppelin aren't gay.
They love pussy so fuckin' much.
Really, it's quite scary.

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