Friday, November 21, 2008

November 9, 2008

I stole this pen from the Howard Johnson's, the same Howard Johnson's Christy and I stayed in the second to last time we were in Madison. I also took two bars of soap, coffee, another pen, and the lock sign on the door, along with a marriage prayer we found in the room upon our arrival.

Apparently, there was a couple's workshop going on this weekend and we just happened to be smack-dab in the middle. Apparently, Jesus wants all married couples to be happy, but only be happy by praising Him and His most glorious invention: marriage. He invented a practice He Himself did not partake in, or so His books would lead us to believe. His which were written by His friends fifty to one-hundred and seventy-five years after His death. Anyway, we thought it was opposite hilarious.

It's all bull-shit. Bull-shit must be dealt with in oder to get to happiness. Happiness is music. Happiness is writing. Happiness is Christy. E pluribus unum - my way of interpretation.

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